(Via @IMAO_) Liber Ex Machina is quite right when it notes that “the pinnacle of internet literature is writing something more-or-less free of typos or bad punctuation.” For a given value of ‘quite right,’ at least. For a given value of ‘not even remotely right,’ check out… this.
I can’t make myself post to it directly.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.
Thanks for the linkage.
What exactly was wrong about Nimoy’s rendition of “The Legend of Bilbo Baggins”? That Nimoy is hamming it up with such poor singing, the hippie Spock-eared girls with buttons, or the fact that I was using it as a poor attempt to bribe Harvey with it?
Neither; it was that the dance number found on the video was clearly the somatic component of a spell to summon Nylarathotep.
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Geez, what kind of online spellchecker doesn’t recognize “Nylarathotep?”
Duly noted.
The funny thing is that Nimoy claimed to have never read “The Hobbit”.
Dude. That’s hysterical.