Somewhere, out there, there is a man. A man with a mission, a mindset, and a particular set of skills. A man without anyone close to him who can gently say, “Please. Do not do what your heart bids you do.” He has already started to put his horrible, hysterical plan in motion — and, by the time he’s done with us all, you’ll be begging for the eyeball.
Tag: i regret nothing
Hey! Skyrim’s Hearthfire is out for the PC!
Now I can build my doll a new house, and make it just the way I like it, and get her a bunch of other dolls to live there, and we can ADOPT a couple, and then we can have adventures and rescues and FUN!
…Seriously, this is classic “They’re not dolls, they’re action figures!" territory. Mind, I’ve been saving up iron ingots for a month.
The depressing thing is that this is a necessary award.
(Via @IMAO_) Liber Ex Machina is quite right when it notes that “the pinnacle of internet literature is writing something more-or-less free of typos or bad punctuation.” For a given value of ‘quite right,’ at least. For a given value of ‘not even remotely right,’ check out… this.
I can’t make myself post to it directly.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.