Author: Camelopardalis

Heh. Smart of you, Agatha.:

And when he wakes up, be sure to sweetly let him know that he’s just volunteered to be your bodyguard. Forever. After all, every person trying to kill the Heterodyne will probably figure that it’s easier just to kill the guy standing next to her, and get a two-for-one deal.

And of course she’s going to tell the world that.

To the pain.

Background here.

This is not funny.:

This is a bit too raw and close to the bone to be funny.

This is utterly brilliant and utterly malignant.

Via Buzzfeed.

A Primer for Rich Donors Who Got Taken to the Cleaners by Republican Consultants | RedState

“"This wouldn’t be the first time the vehicles, which use a small gasoline engine to charge batteries that provide energy to two electric motors, had an issue with sudden combustion."”

- Here, via here.

"Does diabetes count as a product?"

…Damn.