“Code Pink Protester Sits Quietly, Listens to Testimony, Offers Thoughtful Response After Hearing.“ I mean, there’s satire, and then there’s Onion-level satire, and then there’s Full Metal Unicorn. Jim Geraghty’s proposal is Full Metal Unicorn. To a Code Pinker, “unhinged behavior” is merely a byproduct of their respiratory systems.
You can trust me on this, you know. I am apparently a smart guy. But if I’m so smart, why ain’t I rich?
Because nobody’s hitting the tip jar, that’s why. But this code should work now:
Crossposted to RedState.