Blago Shampoo: It’s Bleep’n Golden!

Blago voluminizing shampoo. (Via AoSHQ Headlines)

No, it’s real. I have no idea what the woman on the sand at the bottom of that website represents, though: unless it’s supposed to represent the feminine company that will swim Lake Michigan to be with you and your newly-epic hair.

Moe Lane

PS: There is a critical lack of this on Amazon – or, indeed, non-lame Blago-themed novelty material in general – so you’re just going to have to satisfy yourself with Pay to Play: How Rod Blagojevich Turned Political Corruption Into a National Sideshow.

So to speak.