See, this is what I want to see in a review.

I don’t really understand why Invasion of the Pod People came up on an Amazon search for ‘bork bork bork,’ but there’s a beauty of a review there:

Body Snatchers from another world invade Earth disguised as ginger root, and the women who have been body snatched become lesbians. A couple of men who apparently come in contact with the dreaded ginger root when their bodies are snatched the lesbians shoot them. Oh and the heroine who really isn’t a heroine betrays her BFF. The End.

Mr. Powers’ work since then has grown richer and more complex, but there’s a certain rough style to the above that showed promise, even then.