Yeah, like I wasn’t going to post this.
Moe Lane
PS: Two things that keep this from being completely and totally awesome: the narrators are vamping just a bit too much and the mocking tone needs to… well, go away. You absolutely have to deadpan parodies like these; after all, the films that they’re mocking took themselves absolutely seriously, which is why people want to mock them in the first place. Obvious sarcasm detracts from the result, ever-so-slightly.