German kid has riding cow.

That’s pretty much the story: German kid couldn’t have a horse, so she got herself a cow to ride.  She’s taught it to jump fences (or whatever they call them) and everything…

Sorry.  The concept of riding a cow has always had an unholy (snerk) fascination for me.  Did you know that they had a racing circuit for cows a while back?  – At least, that’s what the Weekly World News said, and it was the sort of story that was bizarre enough to be true.

Moe Lane

PS: [pointing] Cow.

For some reason, if you point off in the distance and say, matter-of-factly, “Cow,” people always look.  No matter where you are: I’ve successfully done this trick while along the Seine.  An ex-girlfriend called this ‘bovilepsy.’