So THAT’S why polar bears are grumpy.

Obvious, really:

Polar bear origins: Polar bears have Irish ancestry, suggests DNA study

No whiskey in the Arctic Circle.

Moe Lane

PS: …Hey, I’m 15/16th Boston Irish Catholic, buddy.  I’m allowed to make stereotypical jokes about drunken Irishmen. :shrug: Besides, it’s God’s own truth that the Irish do get cranky without their whiskey.  And beer.  And… well, what do you have handy, anyway?

2 thoughts on “So THAT’S why polar bears are grumpy.”

  1. Isn’t there an aphorism on that topic, something along the lines of ‘God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world’

Comments are closed.