QotD, Extra Points For ‘Drunken Stupor’ Edition.

Via Lowering the Bar, via Instapundit, this is all that you need, really:

8.    [Defendant] was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the [Alpha Tau Omega fraternity] deck, located on the back of the ATO house.

Variants of a certain phrase from the paragraph above appears multiple times in the legal document – indeed, it appears to have been, ahem, crammed into every place that it could conceivably fit.  Can you guess which phrase it was?

Moe Lane

2 thoughts on “QotD, Extra Points For ‘Drunken Stupor’ Edition.”

  1. I am assuming, at some point on the evening in question, the defendant uttered the phrase “Hey, ya’ll, watch ‘is!!”
    Bad decisions make good stories, I suppose…. 😉

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