But… but… but… this is impossible!
Oregonians will have to wait to enroll for health insurance through President Barack Obama’s health care overhaul.
I mean, Cover Oregon had a song!
Officials said late Monday that Cover Oregon, the state’s insurance marketplace that was supposed to go live on Tuesday, is still experiencing glitches. The online system is not correctly determining eligibility for tax credits, the Oregon Health Plan and Healthy Kids.
But Cover Oregon had TWO songs!
Speaking of songs… this one came to me in the shower. This morning.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
Via
Cover Oregon @coveroregon will not be ready on time. Shocker. #orcot #orpol http://t.co/J8OjRMsgpI
— Multnomah County GOP (@MultnomahGOP) October 1, 2013
We live at the confluence of “Idiocracy”, “Office Space” and “Portlandia”.
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Hold me, closer, Tony Danza.
*spins President Obama’s Wheel Of Blame*
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This is clearly your fault!
I heard you sneak in the most grevious English insult of meaning well in there.
Quality.
What hope is there for us little people if the folks on Morning Joe, who have proved over and over again that they are so much smarter than us, cannot get signed up?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/epic-fail-msnbc-host-tries-to-sign-up-for-obamacare-quits-after-35-minutes-video/
EPIC FAIL: MSNBC Host Tries to Sign Up for Obamacare, Quits After 35 Minutes (Video)
I’ve tried not to look at the Cover Oregon signs and bus boards, but I happened to notice that one of the happy happy cartoon characters on one was a dancing pair of lungs.
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Lungs. With little spindly arms and legs. Holding an umbrella. And no head. They just ended at the trachea.
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Creepy.