Your moment of surreal: How To Get Rid of a Wasp Nest on Your Back Deck in 21 Easy Steps: A Tweet Guide
…and by ‘surreal’ I mean, of course, ‘insidious.’
Moe Lane
PS: In retrospect, my instinctive reaction to the phrase ‘wasp nest’…
.@CalebHowe 2) BURN THE DECK. BURN ALL OF IT. LET THE FLAMES PURIFY YOUR LANDS OF THE DEMON WASP SPAWN.
— Moe Lane (@moelane) September 5, 2014
…may have come perilously close to sparking an international incident. My bad.
Little tired tonite, took me almost 10 tweets to realize it was a parody. Forget to include a section on asking Klingons for help with the wasp nest
You’ve seen the story about the lady that opened up a formerly closed-off unused room, to find wasps had made a giant nest in the bed, right?
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In case not: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-28949601
There’s a picture.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.