Dear LORD but today’s just Grim News Day. (Mild language warning)

I mean, sure, some stuff has been kind of funny, but for esoteric, politically-saturated values of ‘funny.’  Nothing really generally entertaining.  Is there anything funny out there?  Anythi…

:email notification:

Hold on.

Hey, Moe! Go ask Siri ‘What is a douchebag?’

Okayyy…

…thank you, Siri.  I needed that

Moe Lane

PS: This worked when I tried it on my iPod; but it’s probably getting revised even as we speak.