You can write an entire adventure around this:
— ESOTERIC FLAIR (@teenmethuselah) October 22, 2014
…and note that I’m not making any jokes about Taylor Swift in particular, here. I figure that the kids can have their music in peace and quiet without the old farts sneering at them. God knows that that being done to me ticked me off, when I was their age…
PS: I assume that all of you know what The Esoterrorists is.