…there will be no late school closings because of the cold? Is this a crazy dream? If so, do I want to wake up?
Seriously, though, this shtick was getting old. Tuesday closing? Sure. An inch fell in about an hour, and this is Maryland. Late opening on Wednesday? …Well, fine, black ice. Another late opening today? Sorry, I’m just not feeling it at this point.
consider the alternative, from a quantum 6 timeline – the global warming nutjobs got their way and the glaciers now cover half of canada and most of alaska.