Actually, no, you know who he is. Maybe not his name, but you know who he is.
RT "@IndyUSA: The man who wrote perhaps the greatest headline ever has died
http://t.co/YBuECrELAF pic.twitter.com/TggzyP6Exx"
— Salt (@Salted2) June 10, 2015
He’s the guy who wrote that headline.