It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me buckos!
Today is Talk Like a #Pirate Day. pic.twitter.com/kDKiO56bNo
— Schnack (@WXSchnack) September 19, 2015
(H/T: @brendanloy) I’m not going to tell you my Meteorological Pirate Name, tohugh. No, seriously. It’s too close to the truth and a Sharing Violation, to boot.
Arrr! By ye magic of ye Internet I have found out yer Meteorological Pirate Name (shiver me timbers, what be this!?), but I’ll not be disclosin’ of it as per yer wishes. Savvy?
(signed)
Pegleg Thunder
Whatever, Squinteye Floodbottom. We all know ye last name and you haven’t hid t’ fact that you were born on March 28.
(signed)
Tornado Seadog
Yes, but I’m sure that you’re all happier with never having to hear about whatever digestive issues that I might have.
“Blackbeard Tornado” sounds more like a milkshake flavor than a pirate meteorologist.