Basically, if you see this…
Former President George H.W. Bush throws out the ceremonial first pitch to Jed Lowrie of the @astros. @GettySport pic.twitter.com/jdwtmJJBSr
— Sports Photos (@sportsphotos) October 11, 2015
…and start babbling about assassination plots and/or conspiracy theories and/or political machinations, then you are an awful person and probably nobody really loves you. No, not even your dog. Your dog’s just calling it in until you leave the door open.
Well, I am an awful person but I have more class than those kind of people.
if i was Jed Lowrie i’d be honored beyond words, have him autograph that ball and keep it forever. just me, tho. i am awful but just in other ways.