For the record, I don’t know if daddy long-legs really are all that poisonous, or would be only all that poisonous if we somehow blew them up to the size of a Buick. …No, wait, we’d have to redesign their respiratory system in the process, too. Why are we doing this, again? – Anyway, it’s just a mildly silly little short-short-short story.
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Daddy Long-Legs or Harvestmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones) don’t have venom or fangs.
Cellar Spiders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae) do have venom and fangs but are harmless to humans.
To the best of my – admittedly limited – knowledge, nothing known as “Daddy Long-legs” are actually dangerous to humans but buick sized harvestmen could attack and kill like a giant crab.
In other words, I managed – in a mere 100 words – to perfectly emulate the level of scientific knowledge found in a typical Bond flick. 🙂
INDEED! ;D