Dark Dungeons is, of course, the resolutely straight-faced-or-possibly-actually-deadpan adaptation of the legendary anti D&D tract drawn and written by the late Jack Chick. That link goes to the Amazon Prime version, which means that none of you can actually buy it there (I assume that all of my readers have Amazon Prime); but what the heck. It’s fascinating watching, especially when you try to figure out how the director got the project greenlighted*.
And so, adieu to John Carter.
*Besides, you can buy other stuff there at the link, too. It all counts.
Sometimes it’s best to let a work speak for itself, I guess.
I’m not sure how he got the rights – what Jack Chick was thinking when he sold them, that is. But He crowdfunded the whole thing with Kickstarter and then partnered with Zombie Orpheus (of The Gamers fame). Greenlighting is a thing of the past for anything but actual Hollywood films.
I bought the DVD, but have not actually watched it yet.