No, really, blond Guinness is a thing.

I was sufficiently horrified by this sign that I ordered one.

Thankfully for my sanity, they didn’t actually have any in stock at the restaurant that we were eating at. It’s terrifyingly real, though.  So I can only assume that they ordered the sign as part of a Halloween decoration…

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, I understand that it’s not a stout, it’s a lager, and that I don’t like stouts anyway. Although I’ll cheerfully drink Guinness in England, because it really is better over there… where was I? Oh, right, Guinness Blonde American Lager.  God, just putting all four words together in the title like that kind of makes me cringe at the incipient horror. ‘Guinness’ goes with none of the other three.  None of them.

3 thoughts on “No, really, blond Guinness is a thing.”

  2. It’s better than the black lager.
    (Shrug) my wife doesn’t drink beer, but she knew I liked Guinness, and here was Guinness variety pack on sale!
    It was thoughtful of her. Even if I was horrified.

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