A poem. A filk, if you will. In the interests of staying true to the Muse, I have decided not to bowdlerize. Profanity warning, after the fold.
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you:
Happy Birthday, Keith Richards…
…Twenty-sixteen, fuck you.
Moe Lane
**golf clap**
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I .. really hope .. you don’t regret this, Moe.
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Lemmy didn’t kick off until 12/28/15 …
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Mew
Damnit, 2016, why did you leave the Kardashians unscathed?
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Mew
Just how many laws of biology, physics and metaphysics does the continued existence of Keith Richards defy, anyway?
A ballpark figure will do.
If it works
Keith Richards & George Jones. Gonna Burn Your Playhouse Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t35j7Wz1Tw