Beruang H-40 Laptop – Google Docs
Beruang H-40 Laptop
This item was found in Borneo’s Tanjung Puting National Park, and the first interesting thing about the Beruang Laptop is that it is in excellent condition. The item was apparently designed to be humidity-resistant, effectively waterproof, rustproof, corrosion free, acclimated for jungle use, and just generally rugged. There is one section of the laptop case that seems to have been regularly gnawed, or at least bitten — but that section has been heavily rubberized. It’s almost as if the laptop was supposed to be carried around in one’s mouth. Oh, and the laptop is powered by a solar panel system that has the folks in the lab taking notes.
As for the laptop itself: it’s very simple, but robust. The keyboard features extremely large keys, set into the surface of the laptop itself (this item has as few moving parts as possible), and uses the Indonesian alphabet. So does the operating system. The programming language is an unauthorized variant of Windows; at least, there’s no record of a license. It has wifi; the web browser is likewise a previously-unknown copy of Chrome. The browser history is… odd. Very, very odd. A few of the sites on there are on watch lists so black-op that we don’t even know why they’re on there, and we’re part of the Illuminati.
Honestly, we’d normally just kick the Beruang upstairs and let the Secret Masters handle it, but the word’s come down that we need to keep it for a while. Apparently, somebody’s going to come by and try to steal it again. Yes, again: they’ve tried at least three times already. Oddly enough, we’re apparently supposed to let them… and we’re definitely not supposed to shoot them, either.
So, hey: guess what your assignment is this evening, Agents?
Just leave it in a library. Any library. They all connect.
Ook!