Movie of the Week: The Blob (1958). Why The Blob? Because I looked up the original, only to have it… :puts on sunglasses: …suck me in. And so, adieu to Miracle.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(scribbles note)
After your punchline, you forgot to add the obligatory
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!