I saw a recipe, but couldn’t find it again. But what the heck: I remembered that it has ricotta cheese, chicken, marinara sauce, and mozzarella cheese in it. Oh, and an egg. The rest is all seasoning anyway.
So:
- Preheat oven to 300 degrees.
- Get some thin chicken. Enough for two layers in a 8×8 pan.
- Get an egg, beat it in a bowl, then add ricotta cheese until it’s almost gloopy. Then toss in mozzarella cheese and stir until it’s just past gloopy and you can spread it with a spoon.
- Season accordingly. I did Italian herbs and fresh rosemary, because we have a shrub out front that laughs at the universe’s attempt to kill it. It’s so hard it transplants well, much to the pleased surprise of my wife’s Laurel (SCA thing).
- Grease your pan. Put down the first layer of chicken.
- Dump in the ricotta/mozzarella gloop. Spread it around.
- Dump in marinara. Enough to cover, but save some for later.
- Slap down the second layer of chicken.
- Dump the rest of the marinara.
- Dump on mozzarella until it looks right.
- Sprinkle rosemary on top, because you have tons of rosemary and the GREAT PLANT-SOUL COMMANDS IT.
- Bake for a while. I’m going to check after a half-hour. I can’t imagine that this is going to be more than an hour, total.
I’m only gonna say that lasagna, much like pizza, is a dish best served without chicken.
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Also, I’m not seeing any pasta in the list. What kind of horrible dystopian universe do you live in, Moe?