Jack O’Lantern Pie – Google Docs
Jack O’Lantern Pie
…Never make this.
If you must make this, don’t ever eat it yourself. Or give it to someone whom you hate less than the post-corporeal spirit who is going to ruthlessly possess the body of one of the people who ate of the pie. Which might be a problem, because the possession is going to be “first come, first served,” as it were: you might get anybody taking over the body. Or anything.
Fortunately, the effects don’t last forever: the possession typically ends within four hours. Unfortunately, anybody who has been possessed in this fashion will find it much harder to resist being possessed in the future. Which is to say: that person can be very easily possessed.
What’s that? How does it taste? …It tastes amazing. And how can you tell apart a Jack O’Lantern Pie from a regular pumpkin pie which was made from a jack o’lantern? Well, you can’t. The process is apparently random, in areas of higher than average magic. So play it safe, and just use canned pumpkin.