It’s hitting all the right beats.
DO YOU LIKE FUN? DO YOU LIKE B MOVIES? VAMPIRES? MUMMYS? EVIL MONKS? HOW ABOUT INDIANA JONES? BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA?
Look down at the incredible cover. Back at me.
YOU NEED FURY FROM THE TOMB IN YOUR LIFE.
Now available on @NetGalley https://t.co/fbEb2cLKi7 pic.twitter.com/02M5HGgQTJ
— PenelopeBabs (@penelopebabs) March 20, 2018
I mean, yeah, I like all those things. Plus Mexican banditos attacking trains, which is not listed there but is noted at the link. I’ve never heard of the author, and the odds of it ultimately sucking are thus pretty good — but they can’t all be bad books, right?
And thus we see the power of a good pitch.
Moe Lane
PS: Yeah, the guy’s forehead on the cover needs work. Fortunately, there’s a carnivorous worm coming out of a skull to make up for it.
In it things targeted at us, Sea of Thieves has a Day 1 Patch.
.
It’s an eyepatch. With a number 1 on it. Only available for the first week.
.
The pun made me say “Arrrgh”.
Oh, that’s good.