From here:
The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂 pic.twitter.com/7Pbrayqn58
— Brendan Tokarski (@btredwing98) April 23, 2018
“Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a sh*t and ignored it. It went away. The End.”
Now that’s how you sell a car. Straight up. I laughed, and that would have put me halfway to buying that car. Assuming that I needed a 1999 Toyota Corolla, which I don’t actually need at the moment.
Gotta be honest; I’m tempted to buy the car.
I owned it’s little brother, a Camry, for a while. Everything here regarding 90s Toyotas is true. If I hadn’t got rear-ended by what his own Insurance company called “A real bonehead,” I’d probably still be driving it now a decade later.