Let’s see if this loads. My area’s internet has been in and out for the entire day. AND WHY YES THAT HAS BEEN A JOY THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
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I had all the time in the world to pop the bottlecap off with my thumb and send the fizzing brown liquid inside at the sand devil.
I don’t remember the name of the lunatic from the Kingdom of Virginia — but I repeat myself — who went questing into the swamps for the recipe for this stuff, back in the wild and woolly days of the Twenty-Third Century. From what I hear, the only thing harder than getting into the ruins of Atlantis to find the formula was getting back out again. But she did, and the Virginians then made sure that every civilized realm in North America learned the secret of the syrup. New California was the first country to restart full-scale production; it’s an integral part of the Lore. Which makes it very, very holy.
“Have a drink and a smile, gilipollas,” I snarled as I directed the spray.
That’s good, very good right there.
You planning on indie via Amazon, or what? I’ll buy.
I would actually like to sell it to a publishing company, right after I get my pony and a red plastic rocket. 🙂
…. https://www.amazon.com/Radio-Flyer-Retro-Rocket-Ride/dp/B01CY8B4I2/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1546655530&sr=8-14&keywords=red+plastic+rocket ?
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I would think the order of operations goes the other way .. sell it, then you can get the pony and rocket.
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Mew
Seconded. I’m getting a post-apocalyptic Harry Dresden vibe. Which is fine by me.