Tweet of the Day, To Be A Mets Fan Is To Be Initiated In The Mysteries Of Despair edition.

This team. This goram team. But somebody’s gotta root for them — and, no, you can’t quit being a Mets fan, in much the same way that you can’t quit being somebody whose ancestors were all from Innsmouth and they all had wicked bad skin conditions.

3 thoughts on “Tweet of the Day, To Be A Mets Fan Is To Be Initiated In The Mysteries Of Despair edition.”

  1. Mets fans have nothing on Purdue fans. The Mets at least have a world championship; Purdue basketball, on the other hand, has more Big Ten championships than any other Big Ten school, and zero national titles. Hell, they haven’t even been to the final four since 1980. Three #1 seeds have gotten them a second-round loss, a regional semifinal loss, and a regional finals loss. Three years out of four in the 1980s at one point they were sent to play their first game in the NCAA tournament on a lower seed’s home floor, and lost all three.

  2. Ummm, Moe?
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    Chicago Cubs ring any bells?
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    100 years, Moe. 100 years.
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    At least your despair doesn’t smell like goat.
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    Mew

  3. I need one of these for the Detroit Lions. A couple years ago we lost one of our best wide receivers for the season to car accident because he was trying to stop the box of pizza from falling off the seat. That’s just the tip of the iceberg,.

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