5 thoughts on “Tweet of the Day, “LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, MONKEY-BOY!*” Edition.”
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords. ™
Then you realize this is the *unclassified* release.
I think the same when the Pentagon oh-so-transparently releases all their “UFO” footage.
Yes, dear citizens. It’s aliens. Not only is it NOT one of ours, you need to give us more funding so we can build “countermeasures” which we may or may not still tell you about.
…Look, those orbital cruisers ain’t gonna fund themselves.
Oh certainly. I’d just like the right to point and say “Ooh, SHINY!” for my trouble without either tin foil, black helicopters, or both.
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords. ™
Then you realize this is the *unclassified* release.
I think the same when the Pentagon oh-so-transparently releases all their “UFO” footage.
Yes, dear citizens. It’s aliens. Not only is it NOT one of ours, you need to give us more funding so we can build “countermeasures” which we may or may not still tell you about.
…Look, those orbital cruisers ain’t gonna fund themselves.
Oh certainly. I’d just like the right to point and say “Ooh, SHINY!” for my trouble without either tin foil, black helicopters, or both.