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  1. Keatons Batman is the best because he ISN’T bulky and jacked.
    Maintaining a physique like that is nigh on impossible without working out 6-8 hours a day.
    Batman does not have an extra 6-8 hours a day, and logically would be better off using that time fighting crime, overseeing his corporate empire, or maintaining his cover as Bruce Wayne.
    Batman should have the body of a lumberjack or a stevedore – built by daily labor, not the defined musculature of a vain fop or an insecure former runt.

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