I feel that possibly law enforcement’s priorities should have been reversed here.
Via @BrianFaughnan. On the other hand, it’s Texas. The tiger’s probably holed up somewhere, trying to figure out how to get to a zoo safely, because he didn’t ask for this, human. He was behaving himself. Getting dumped in the middle of a state where they give out AR-15s as party favors wasn’t his idea.
You know, this really works well as the cover story explanation for an occult or esoteric investigation story or game group. Weretiger on the run, but your team finally brought him in. People have seen the tiger around and you had to explain it somehow…