As my wife notes: real flight attendants are not allowed to talk like this. They have to route everything through PR. So I can only imagine the sheer bliss that they must have felt by seeing somebody else talk like this – because I believe The Real Spark gave the interview that lives in all of their hearts.
Via @presjpolk.
“He smelled like a pack of marlboro cigarettes, four shots of Everclear alcohol, and regret.”
Damn that was great.
Some people can turn a phrase, and that’s all there is to it.