Tweet of the Day, YOU CAN HAVE MY FRENCH DRESSING WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HA… Wait, What’s That? Oh. Never Mind edition.

I was ready to go to war.

Then I read the article, and I realized that my favorite brands wouldn’t actually change their recipes. So, you know, never mind.

Moe Lane

PS: THIS IS AMERICA, AND I WILL PUT WHATEVER I DAMNED WELL PLEASE ON MY ICEBERG LETTUCE, CUCUMBER SLICES, AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE SALALD.

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