Tweet of the day, MUUURRRRDDDER edition.

MURDER MOST FOUL.

New Jersey’s weather-predicting groundhog, Milltown Mel, has died suddenly — just before his big day 💔 https://t.co/1pP4BllOLr pic.twitter.com/QE8aQIp1Mi
— New York Post (@nypost) February 1, 2022

Caleb covers the likely results pretty accurately, I think.

Dang. That means instead of six more weeks of winter, the sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood. And in those days men shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth. Shoot! https://t.co/O6AEAHqr9X
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) February 1, 2022

2 thoughts on “Tweet of the day, MUUURRRRDDDER edition.”

Before or after the murder hornets?

Murder hornets are sooooo 2021.

This year expect fire weasels

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