I did not think that anything would make me laugh about the Oscars.
I was wrong.
Dear Lord, but I hope that grated on the room’s collective soul.
For commentary, we go now live to Sonny Bunch:
Thanks for that wrap-up, Sonny. And now, a word from our sponsors:
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Amazing.
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Could only be better if Snyder dedicates his next film to Sonny.
For the record, I really didn’t need to know that Will Smith‘s wife is banging other dudes and publicly humiliating him about it.
Welp, at least you didn’t hear it from me.
No, indeed.
Ace is to blame for that one.
Since Hollywood already sold out to China, can we ship them all there? I won’t even object to putting air holes in the crates.
Hey, Hollywood… did you ever get the feeling that you were losing touch with your audience?