You don’t want to mess with that dude.
Thinking about auteurs I could beat in a fight. Del Toro? Squash his ass 100%. Decimate both Andersons, no problem. Lynch too busy meditating or drinking a milkshake, so that'd be one-sided. Any mumblecore director other than Swanberg: WASHED. Ferrera? They'd never find my body
— Emperor Norton (@ashleynaftule) April 8, 2022