In the Mail: THEATER OF BLOOD.

I have been told that if I liked THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES – which I did – then I would like THEATER OF BLOOD. It stars Vincent Price as a Shakespearean actor turned theme-based serial killer, and do I really need to say more? …Well, only that my wife will be very upset if nobody is killed offstage, having been pursued by a bear*.

*To be fair, this was made in 1973. They might not have been able to find one that wasn’t ripped to the gills on cocaine.

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