We’ve got an imperfectly functioning toilet mechanism. It’s not a problem with the seals, and my wife and I both think it’s not going to require popping off the tank to fix it. I have the parts I need, and I’ll tackle the job after lunch. It’ll either be a half hour job, or all day today and tomorrow. Wish me luck!
[UPDATE: Well, I had to pop out for a proper wrench. But everything SEEMS to be working all right, now. Giving it a couple of hours to break entertainingly, though.]
Fluidmaster, for the win.
Any man who can be entertained by a broken toilet is a better man than me. Then again, the 19th century septic system we were using went belly up, and we had raw sewage flow up into the shower, so I might be biased when it comes to this issue.
You cursed yourself.
You made the mistake of saying you had all the parts you needed.
Defining the way the universe curses you is a key tactic in controlling how the universe has cursed you.