I’m sorry, but there aren’t any such things as werewolves. Particularly in Pennsylvania. If there were, and they went around menacing people, then there would be shortly be a lot of dead werewolves in Pennsylvania.
And don’t bother telling me that only silver bullets would work. I get that. I also get that Pennsylvania is full of people who shoot, hand-load their ammo, and subscribe to the theory that caches of gold and silver are fine things to have in case of a breakdown in civil order. Given that a werewolf invasion would qualify as one; in that case they’re not even wrong, are they?
Still, it looks like a good little flick for October.
You do know your Pennsylvanians, Good Sir.
To give those of you unfamiliar with the Keystone state an idea of what he is talking about, I spent my undergrad years in a forestry fraternity. There were 46 of us in that house (45 from PA and a Florida Man) and we averaged 2.5 firearms per person on any given day. If you were counting non-gunpowder weapons (bows, crossbows, air guns , slingshots, blow guns, tomahawks, an atlatl and my blades), it was about 4 weapons per person. And 3 or 4 of those people reloaded their ammo, so no problem making silver bullets.
The thought of a werewolf SEASON would have caused rioting when it came time to buy the licenses.