I always wanted to rewrite it into something that didn’t suck so much. Guess I waited too long:
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I always wanted to rewrite it into something that didn’t suck so much. Guess I waited too long:
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First it was the old Meadowlands, now an old baseball stadium. Doubt they went to that much trouble to hide the body. The idea was to hide the body, if they were going for Godfather-esque flair, they would have displayed the corpse.
We have been unable to reach Bat Boy for comment.
The stories in Weekly World News were more believable and more interesting.
For story writing purposes, what makes you think that this body in the baseball stadium isn’t a fake left behind by Mr. Hoffa’s alien kidnappers meant to mess with the heads of those who took an interest in Mr. Honda’s disappearance? 🤔