…do not post pictures of yourself in the banana suit afterward. Or maybe do, because this was funny. I laughed. God help me, but I laughed.
2/2 @PhillyPolice say Thomas helped lead detectives to himself by posting selfie video & pics to social media from the car meetups. pic.twitter.com/fMykvJAh1i
— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) October 9, 2024
Via @iowahawkblog, who is likewise finding humor in this situation, somehow.
(PS: For the record, throwing firecrackers at a cop car or whatever it was is definitely assault, but I dunno if I’d agree it was aggravated assault. I thought it would be, like, a bat or something. Not that it matters, because I’m not going to be on that jury anyway.)
If the news called them ‘firecrackers’ you can be certain that they were actually M-80s or quarter-sticks of dynamite, because the media always lies. It’s pathological. It’s the same way that they show you a photo from an 8th grade graduation whenever a thugged out 19 year old commits a crime.