I know nothing about basketball, really. I have no interest in the contest. I am blissfully ignorant of the teams. I chose these names in a semi-random fashion, thus eliminating that potential benefit. I am even ignorant of what constitutes a ‘good’ strategy. This may very well be the worst March Madness bracket in existence.
It is my gift to you. No matter what happens, you will be able to say, “Well. At least I did better than Moe.”