How.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSooMEdLtbU
Why.
This is the best thing you'll see all day. #RallyCat #CardinalsNation #GoCards #STLCards pic.twitter.com/PPMnQ8q9jK
— 🇺🇸Hoops🇺🇸 (@novaxnomask) August 10, 2017
Here endeth the lesson.
This being the 21st century, this exists already:
https://twitter.com/CardsRallyCat17
Well… to be fair to the groundskeeper, I’m not sure holding a cat by the scruff will work at full trot. But he should have at least tried first.