This… this is simply wrong.
my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number for 911 pic.twitter.com/TPFMqkuATB
— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 24, 2018
That is something that an alien from Proxima Centauri trying to hide out among humanity might come up with. I’m only nine-tenths joking: there shouldn’t be a goram human culture on the planet that would think that the above is an ‘egg and cheese bagel.’ It’s like something out of a fever dream.
And this came out of Midtown Manhattan! Dear God in Heaven, but the tidings are grim.
Moe Lane
No! Noooo!! We are clearly living in the darkest timeline, Moe.
I know, right? It’s not even excusable as a joke.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dear Lord.
Now how the heck am I gonna get to sleep tonight?
Although the whole “help what is the number for 911” is sort of amusing.
Beginning to think that Belcatar is right and cocaine is at the bottom of this. Or maybe just scattered around the edges.
I never encountered a bagel until college. (And didn’t learn what it was called until after complaining about the horrible doughnut.)
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I’m now aware that they at least exist.
But compared to some things I’ve heard of people putting on them, I have to say it seems legit.
This is like… asking for spicy BBQ, and being given a jalapeno pepper that was covered in tofu and then dipped in tomato paste.
It’d be like biting into a huge doughnut, and finding a bagel.
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But I’m kind of at a loss about how a hard boiled egg is worse than smoked fish paste.
“spicy BBQ, and being given a jalapeno pepper that was covered in tofu and then dipped in tomato paste”
Crimony, will you please STOP doing that?? We get it, it’s wrong, please stop.
I’m going to need therapy as it is.
*twitch* The EU would already classify this as a Second Degree Thought-crime against food purity. Moe doesn’t have many readers out there I hope(for their sakes)?