Tweet of the Day, I Must Do Something With The Missouri Cheese Caves edition. This amuses. Just American things 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/nPGVJBpeIp— Rene (@Renethegoblin) April 23, 2022 Via @tomabella.
Does it help you to think of it as a little over 9 acres of Velveeta? It doesn’t really help me, personally. I still find it terribly ominous. But it might help some.
There’s definitely enough fundamental metaphorical contradiction going on there to power… *something*.
“400,000 square feet of Velveeta” is an ominous phrase.
Does it help you to think of it as a little over 9 acres of Velveeta?
It doesn’t really help me, personally. I still find it terribly ominous. But it might help some.
What? 9 acres??? Oddly, that does help.
There’s definitely enough fundamental metaphorical contradiction going on there to power… *something*.