Tweet of the Day, A PSA For Would-Be Brawlers edition.

If you are in a fight, and this is the reaction of the person you’ve just thrown a metal chair at…

…just leave, because you are almost certainly outclassed. As many an admiring person on social media has noted, Ma’am* did not lose eye contact during that event, despite the fact that it was thrown at her head. I wouldn’t fight her, even if I was the sort of person who’d fight women. Ma Lane didn’t raise any natural-born damned fools.

Moe Lane

*That’s her name. “Ma’am.” That’s what you call a woman who can side-arm a metal chair right out of the air. And you say it like you mean it.