Do NOT imitate the behavior found below.
Stand on the right; pass on the Left.
STAND on the RIGHT; PASS on the LEFT.
STAND ON THE RIGHT; PASS ON THE LEFT.
Welcome to DC. HEED AND OBEY.
Via @baseballcrank.
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Sorry, man. No fricking clue what you’re talking about.
I didn’t see anyone standing (or passing on the right) at any time in the ad.
That’s the point. Dance however you like on your lawn, sidewalk, or even street. But once you’re in the station… stand on the right, walk on the left, don’t play games in the turnstiles, and let people off of the train first. Or there will be war visited upon you.
This is something a jury would view as “mitigating circumstances.”
Of all the metros and public transit systems I’ve ever been on, I still haven’t found one that is easier to understand and use than DC. Riders there seem generally savvy about how to keep the thing running on time.
When I was using it, the basic unstated rule was OBEY OR WE WILL CONSUME YOUR SPLEEN.