I dunno. “Knitting tiny wool sweaters for tiny injured penguins” is actually kind of badass.
Oldest man in Australia spends his time knitting tiny wool sweaters for tiny injured penguins: http://t.co/PzVDZ4310y pic.twitter.com/IXPoxt1gyt
— ABC News (@ABC) February 11, 2015
Especially when you’re 109 years old. What recklessly Australian things did this man do in his prime, that he now balances it with making protective clothing for cute, yet wounded waterfowl? – And nobody tell me! It almost certainly won’t be as cool as the story I’m telling myself in my head right now.
Whatever it was, I’m sure it was more real than the life of the average NBC anchor.
I am sure it couldn’t possibly messure up to Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart’s biography.